Criminal Capybaras

In a giant house in Las Vegas, the Capybara Criminals were coming up with no good...

The Capybaras were known as "The Capybara Cops". However, innocents were arrested, and the true thieves succeeded in their heists. The "Bank Rank" was made by the leader of the Capybara Mafia, Capy, who came up with the idea of a "Bank View" once a year. It was the opportunity for numerous steals. The General agreed, saying it would be "Easy to catch outlaws". But Capy was very clever - while he was in a meeting with Duke of Notting hill, a taser gun was shot at him. The guards blamed the Duke, as he was holding a Nerf Rifle in a swimming pool with General Garry. This General sank rapidly, thus causing the death of the Duke. And for extra precautions, the desperately breathing Duke was jumped on by the General's friend, making the Noble sink. 

Capy told his criminal masterminds about this. Were they pleased. They gifted him a chocolate cake, with money on top. Capy devoured this with his fellow men. But King Knapp heard of this. He heard of the Duke and General’s “wonderful” evening. He knew it could only have been one person: The Police. King Knapp discussed the matter with his loyal apprentice, Silent. “The Police must’ve done this!!!” Knapp raged with fury, “If only my guards done this!!”. “Enough of your rudeness!!” bellowed Silent, “Your guards work day and night, only for this! I’ll tell them…”.  “Tell them, but I am king, mind you, so be silent, Silent!” Knapp ordered, “Or go to prison!” 

King Knapp was King of South America. There were 7 kings: King Pell (Europe), King Zain (North America), King Alba (Asia), King Kang (Oceania) and King Amado (South America). The reason why King Amado and King Knapp ruled together was because they were allies. And they actually did rule together for 50 million years (The kings, not Knapp). But then the King of the Capybaras, 1 million years ago, decided to split the continent into two areas, but be allies. The Capybaras (the monarchs) got most of the east. In fact, only 11 cities are believed to be in the west coast belonging to them. And King Zain. For years on end, both powerful forces had been fighting for Central America, none winning. A terrible loss to Knapp, an even more terrible loss to Zain. 

Meanwhile, in the plan, they decided to begin their Hectic Heist on July 11th, 1954. The plan had been set: patience now. But very sadly, King Amado’s uncle died that very died. Huge parades in the whole of the continent had been set for the week. Anybody refusing to do was locked at Hellfire dungeon. Hellfire dungeon was pitch-black, with the guards being nocturnal. You were locked in a cage, full of poo, given dirty foods with urine and squishy poo. So the Capybaras went to the carnival. And committed some murders. One horseman was shot from the near hotel NeoRio by one of them. The King, Amado, was not shot, as the Monarch had went somewhere in the crowds.

King Amado governed the only amphibious corner in the globe. It is why their land is called Amphibia, and the Capybara’s Rodent. But at July 18th, the heist began. They had allied with Fred the Fox, Boss Beaver and Incognito Iguana. Boss Beaver could burrow, Fred could sniff out enemies, and Incognito Iguana (ii) could disguise, being able to camouflage and change skin colour. Queen Bean was also joining, but being incognito. In fact, all were going incognito, except for the Capybaras, Fred the Fox and Boss Beaver. People were used to Boss Beaver’s mafia-looking clothes. Incognito Iguana would act like a businessman. 

First, they met up. Then, they went to Capy’s home, where they used his C58 Drone to spy outside. King Knapp was found, near one of the Capybara homes. In fact, there were 11 Capybaras, in order of hierarchy:

Capy

Clover

Roger

Maya

Rudolph

Sergei 

Jim

Ali

Bork 

John

Qua 

Qua was less useful in these heists as many thought of him as Quack Quack Qua. Capy’s assistant was Clover, then Clover’s assistant was Roger’s, then Roger’s assistant was Maya, and so on. But all except Qua were treated fairly. John was more or less insignificant, and was commonly interrupted. Same thing with Bork and Ali. Jim was treated slightly better, but he couldn’t come up with any rules. Same thing with Sergei and Rudolph. Maya and Roger were treated better by being able to start new conversations, and being able to interrupt others. Clover couldn’t be interrupted, and could interrupt anybody, as well as being treated most fairly. Capy was leader and decided anything.

King Knapp saw the drone almost immediately. So he ran to the house. But they managed to jump off the window into the shed below without breaking bones, by being on the low second floor, and escape. The house had five floors - the King went up all of them. But Capy’s parents were there. They were questioned. Capy’s father said, “He has gone doing his great police work.” “I agree” said Capy’s mother. Knapp exited the building, and told his officers the news. The criminals were hiding in a bush, dangerously close to the Royal, as he passed harmlessly next to it. 

The animals rushed to the Capybara Cop depot. and told Qua the news. “PLEASE can I join?” asked Qua as she usually would in this instance. “NO, QUA HA HA HA!” yelled Capy. The others joined in this funny saying of Qua, and soon enough he had to hold his tears as he whimpered. Unfortunately for him, the others noticed. “QUA IS CRYING, QUA QUA QUA, QUACK! MY DUCK!” Capy and the others said. Qua left the building. Capy was surprised at this, as usually Qua stayed, getting tormented by this. But being inside a bunker near a green park, it was obvious why.

Outside was hell for an animal. Teenagers loomed these premises, many being “hooli-guns”. Capy rushed up, followed by his mates. He was bottom of the hierarchy, but he was oldest, and made this organisation with Capy. The simple reason Qua lost his reign was simply because of a vote-off. The others wanted Capy to be leader, for Capy was much younger than the others and apparently was “more intelligent”. Capy came too late. Qua was lost in the horizon, so the others ventured into the unknown. The streets of the Animal Land was lost to the portal at the bunker. Instantly, 2 teenagers were seen, so they hid in the trees and passed silently. 

A small wall, the height of a Capybara, was jumped over. Here, Humans ruled, and Capybaras were a rare sight. Apparently, this was England, and Capybaras are native to South America in the real world. They passed an iron fence that had fallen down and a park was seen. It had a few people. Luckily, the teenagers were gone in this area, so they camouflaged in the grass and hid in bushes while approaching the park. There was a boy playing in the park for two hours, so by the time he was gone, the park was empty, and the chances of finding Qua were small. Two paths diverged, so they chose the ones closer to the houses, because another path diverged the other path. 

It was getting dark. England had foxes, so they hurried. They passed an abandoned cycle, and Capy and Clover rode on it. “This is very quick and efficient.” Capy said happily. “The seat is too small.” Clover said. “It’s a one seater!” exclaimed Capy. And so they rode near the houses and the road forward. Instantly, a voice like Qua’s was heard yelping. “Do not shoot me, you idiot!” Qua said quickly. “Capybaras, what a sight! You should be taken to London Zoo. You’ll have a nice life, as our very first Capybara, you may be a mascot!” said a friendly voice. “Oh, this, is a phone, Capybara!”. “You are exterminating, alright!” Qua said.

Qua was found by Jim. “Qua will fill our Quad!” said Jim. “Oh Jim!” said Ali. The voice of Ali’s was heard by the zookeeper. “More talking animals! Wow!”. “At least in the zoo I’ll be famous.” said Qua. It was unbelievable he was smiling. Clover jumped on the Zookeeper and bit her leg. “OWWWWW!!!” screamed Zookeeper Kelly. She fell on the floor. Probably collapsed. “Matter sorted!” Clover said proudly. “I was curious of the ‘Zoo’, Clover!” Qua said. “So was I,” said Capy, “You ruined our curiosity!” 

They took her phone. “Cruel for good,” said Maya. “If only Incognito Iguana came,” sighed Capy, “He could’ve prevented this and shocked the lady,”. But still, despite the consequences, they used the phone. And borrowed a nearby car. “My dad taught me how to drive” said Clover. “We all know how to drive, okay?” said Rudolph. “Cars aren’t like Rockets, mind you,” said Sergei. They began driving, passing Tandoori Roundabout, and entering the road. “Cars rule the roads.” said Roger. “We have to escape after finding this ‘zoo’.” 

After 20 minutes the motorway was seen. “The network that carries travellers,” said Bork. “And businessmen,” said Maya. Qua was driving, and hopefully. they didn’t see a Capybara driving on the A5 to London. “England’s spicy,” muttered Clover. “It is not the equator!” argued Capy. The Truck in front was very slow, and a distributor of Bed Needs. “GO FASTER TRACTOR!” they yelled at him. “ Oh, watch your manners… RODENT??”. A 999 dialling was heard. “Better bypass him,” they agreed.

A minute later, the police was heard. The “beeping” especially. “Oh dear” said Rudolph. Meanwhile, Boss Beaver was putting “Your Cops are missing” posters with Fred the Fox. “Oh Fred, you expect they did that crazy thing? The portal?” reckoned Boss Beaver. “Only one way to find out. It’s been a day.” said Fred. So they entered the portal to the bunker. “I can see chairs. The capybara’s chairs,” said Fred. And a ladder was blurry but seen. “The human world. I bet no animals rule,” said Boss Beaver.

A poster was seen more deep in the bunker. It said, “Your police will do anything!”. “As if,” said Fred. So they entered the human world. “Oh dear! Humans!” yelled Boss Beaver. But unfortunately, they heard him. “ANIMALS! TELL THE OTHERS AND GET HIM!” shouted the people. They ran, but were caught by the speedsters. “Oh my. He wears a bossy suit!” said one. It was best to keep quiet, Fred thought, but Boss Beaver interrupted. “You white polar bears!” he said, “Mafia Children!”.

The kids did the worst thing he could imagine. They tied them to posts visible in the middle of the park. Some children had already noticed. “Why is he tied?” one asked their parent. “Probably rampaged,” the parent said. “We weren’t!” said Boss Beaver. “Be quiet!!” whispered Fred. “Talking Animals! Free them!!” said both parent and child. Sadly, they accidentally dropped both, and they were caught by the teenagers.

“Why is he wearing a suit? Stinky!” said one. The beaver couldn’t hold his anger at the people teasing him. “And you are ghosts! Zombies! Children of the buried!” he yelled with absolute raging fury the citizens at the park watched them. “Oh no, we aren’t, unlike you!” they all shouted. Boss Beaver felt as if he was getting tortured in hell. He smashed his ropes and bit all the children fiercely. He even broke the bones of some. He broke the tongue of a few. The arm of three. The legs of five. Of all the eleven people, none were unhurt. 

“AAAAHH!!” they all yelled with extreme pain. “Boss Beaver taught you something Boss!” Boss Beaver remarked. And so the teens lay unable to move with pain, and Boss Beaver and Fred the Fox continued their journey in the human world. “Quite good actions there huh?” said Boss Beaver. “They didn’t even know Beavers could bite!” said Fred. So they took the same path the Capybara’s had 3 hours ago. “Wow, are these paw marks?” asked Fred in wonder. “They certainly are,” said Boss Beaver, “let’s follow them.”

“The paw marks diverge,” said Boss Beaver, “one goes that way, along the road,”. They were right. One Capybara had went the wrong way. But why? “Maybe one intrepid Capybara,” said Fred, “but who is missing?”. “We must go forward in that case, where the other footprints are,” said Boss Beaver, “along the path going down.” So they went that path, next to the houses, and until a road was seen. “The marks go left,” said Fred. And so they went left towards a new path.

"It ends by the edge of the sidewalk," said Boss Beaver, "And the Car isn't there." Then there was the sight of the collapsed Zookeeper. They rummaged through her pockets. "Nothing there," said Fred the Fox. Suddenly, the zookeeper woke up. "AAH!!" she screamed. "We are here to do no harm, my lady," said Boss Beaver as formally as he could, "And apparently somebody took your phone. You could check our pockets." She checked their pockets. "It was those other Capybaras that came here a few hours ago!" she realised, "Thank you,".

The lady had been speaking so nicely. "You know where they are?" she asked. "I'll check my phone. It's another unusual fact. I have him in my WhatsApp," said Boss Beaver. After waiting around a few seconds for the call, they responded. "Oh, it's you, Boss Beaver! How'd you come here?" Capy asked. "Oh, we were looking for you, me and Fred. We had this crazy idea of you in the human world. Then we found your footsteps. Apparently, you're missing one." Boss Beaver said. "Wait, let me count. Me, Clover, Roger, Maya, Rudolph, Sergei, Jim, Ali, umm, John? JOHN? We're missing John." said Capy.

"John missing, is that so? Very well. He went the other way, by the road, while you crossed it," said Fred, "Oh, and where are you going?" "We've reached London. We're going to London Zoo. Currently, we're enjoying the hotel, attractions, food, etc. Sightseeing today, Zoo tomorrow. Sorry you weren't able to go. But that Zookeeper you are standing next to gave us the idea. So thank the Zoo lady even though I beat her up!" exclaimed Capy, "We'll give your phone and the car back sometime tomorrow!"

"How'd you even come here?" asked the puzzled Boss Beaver and the zookeeper. "Oh, about that. We were going to tell Qua about our heist. We made fun of him as usual. But he had this crazy idea of going to the Human World. We found him with the Zookeeper. Got to thank Qua for this!" said Capy. "See you soon and good luck!". "The call's ended, Fred," said Boss Beaver, "Reckon we go back... or stay?" "Our next mission's finding John." said Fred. 

The Capybara Council had been very busy discussing important matters with King Knapp. "The Capybara Cop Cases will not end until we find them," said King Knapp. "I told you, they must've gone into the human world!" said Sir Sammy, the Capybara Council Chief. "They aren't ballistic enough! Beside, they'd have died. Humans are omnivores." said King Knapp. "And they ain't like dinosaurs. Humans eat COOKED food," said Sir Sammy. “Honestly, I agree,” said Lord Lamy. “Alright,” said King Knapp.

The Capybaras, however, weren’t alone in London. There was a 70 year old lady who was walking with them, but was calling somebody, possibly her relative. “You Capybaras are just too cute!” the Old Lady, Anne, said. “Anne, you are just a pleasure. Can we go to see Buckingham Palace?” asked Capy. “Well, I have already arranged a meet to the King. King Aleksander.” said Anne, “And my name is Lady Anne. I got knighted by his father.” “Wow!” said Jim. 

The Capybaras arrived at the gates of Buckingham Palace the next hour. The Guards stood proudly, acknowledging Lady Anne. King Aleksander was only 24, which is why he had no kids to greet them. Inside the Royal Complex, in a room that looked very official, sat King Aleksander. “Hi, Lady Anne! Oh, and are these… Capybaras?” “Talking Capybaras, actually!” said Lady Anne. “Yes, we talk, Majesty!” said Capy, “Ten of us here.” 

“We have some friends… as well as a mystery we’ll talk about later.” said Sergei. “What fun things do you have here?” asked Bork. “Oh, we have loads. Two indoor swimming pools, 5 table tennis tables, 2 tennis grounds, three indoor Cricket Areas and Football Pitches, 5 arcades. Name anything, it shall be here. You’re our first talking Animal too. We’ll make statues of all of you,” said Aleksander. “And call me Alek.” “Alek it shall be. Thank you very much for your support,” said Qua. 

Boss Beaver and Fred were following the tracks. They seemed never ending. And they seemed bigger than the others. Very slightly bigger. “You have this crazy idea of this being John Pork?” asked Boss Beaver. “Actually, yeah,” said Fred, “Pigs have big feet.” And so they went on and on, until a forest came in view. “We’re out of the village,” said Fred. “Much out,” said Boss Beaver. “We’ve walked nonstop for 3 hours.” They walked into the forest. Anything could be here.

“Wonder what Boss Beaver and Fred are doing, while we’re chillin’,” said Rudolph. “They probably haven’t found him, if they aren’t calling,” said Capy. Some of the capybaras were in the private water park, while the others scattered elsewhere. The Tower Of Power was definitely #1. But the others were talking. Talking to Alek. “Oh, how long will you live?” “Oh, who reigned longest?” These were all questions asked. Others with the lady.

“Oh, King Knapp, you are nuts!” said Sir Sammy, “Call them, duh!”. “Oh, oh!” said King Knapp. The sound of dialing was heard. “Why you calling, King Knapp? Started a Capybara Case?” asked Capy. “Nah. More or less to find you.” said King Knapp. Capy looked at him suspiciously. “We’re in Amsterdam. Crossed the Dam between Amsterdam.”. “Great. See you soon.” said King Knapp. The Call ended dramatically. “King Knapp’s up to something,” said Capy. 

“Oh dear. There’s a door. A vault door.” whispered Boss Beaver. “John Pork. It has to be him,” said Fred,“Hide!” As soon as Fred said this, a two-legged pig with a classic farm suit appeared outside. “John Pork! No way! Thought he was killed by Tim Cheese!” whispered Boss Beaver silently. “Going for a walk. Two hours.” mumbled John Pork. As soon as he was out of sight, they entered the building.

Fred called the Capybaras. “Hi, just saying but we found where John Pork lives.” said Fred. “No way! Is our John trapped inside?” They searched the building and went down the basement. The squealing of a Capybara was heard. “Help Me! I beg you!” said John. “John Pork’s left for two hours. Let’s go.” they said. “Capybaras, we’ll call if we notice John Pork. Bye.” said Fred. The phone call ended. “John, your friends are in London. With King Alek.” said Boss Beaver.

They hurried outside and took their last glimpse of the shady building. “We should not take the path John Pork did, or else,” said Fred. “He took our path sadly.” said Boss Beaver. But after a few minutes of walking left, they saw what looked like a city centre. “No shopping today,” said John. So they paid for a taxi. “Wait, talking Animals? No way!” said the driver. “You’ll be an internet phenomenon!”. He took a photo. He didn’t send it yet luckily. “We’re looking for a nearby village,” they said. “Oh, you mean Oberon? Yeah, yeah, I know. Near Stony.” said the driver. Luckily Oberon was the village.

“Thank you very much for taking us to the town-village in the city,” said Boss Beaver and Fred. “Well, bye! You’re one of my best customers!” said the driver. But very sadly, one person was walking very close. John Pork. “John Pork is here, take us away from him!” whispered Boss Beaver. The driver did as told, for an extra pound. “Well, bye again, then!” said Fred and Boss Beaver. “This is where the zookeeper was last. She’s missing.” said Boss Beaver. “Probably free from John Pork,” said John, dragging the zookeeper. 

“We must call the Capybaras,” said Fred, “Whatever’s happened to them recently.” So they called again. “Hi, Capybaras. We’re telling you to come home. We have John Pork. You have Qua.” said Boss Beaver. “But John Pork is still alive, dangerously close to our portal,” said Capy, “We cannot risk it. You must defeat him first.” “You know it’s easier together.” said Boss Beaver. “Fine.” said Capy. The Call finished. They walked towards John Pork. He was dead. Shot from somebody. And there stood the Capybaras. “Great Work!” said Boss Beaver. “What about King Knapp?” said Capy.

They entered the portal back home. King Knapp and his advisors were gone. “They’ve actually entered the portal. My.” shuddered Capy. “They could’ve been working… for John Pork…” stammered Fred. “Or maybe… they were wearing… a costume… of John Pork and died?” stuttered Boss Beaver. “You know who’s the new monarch,” said Capy. And so Capy was crowned King. With his advisors. Capy said quietly, “We may be criminals, but we’re more like… adventurers. Let’s quit our criminal business and be real cops.” “And Royalty” chuckled Fred. So Duke Fred, Clover, and Beaver were alongside the king, King Capy. And, for the others, they were advisors. 

Meanwhile... in Amsterdam... 5 days later...

"Still haven't found them!" yelled King Knapp to Sir Sammy and Dame Doria. "They've tricked us," said Dame Doria, "So call them." The sound of dialling was heard again. No response. "Clever guys," said Sir Sammy, "Must have left the human world." So they went back to the animal world and caught Capy as royalty. "Oi!" bellowed King Knapp, "You aren't King!". "You can be King of Central America. We've sorted that problem. Or get some land. Nothing is cheap," said King Capy.  "NOOO!!" screamed King Knapp, "Nobody could've voted you king!".

Afterwards... 2 days later...

"A war has begun between King Zain and us!" shrieked King Knapp, "Liars!". "Remember, sharing is caring!" yelled Sir Sammy hopelessly. Millions of North and South Americans were killed... yet it was the same result, not this time though. "LAUNCH THE NUCLEAR MISSILE!" announced King Zain, "Nothing is cheap, mind you." 

THE END 

Character Cast:

THE CAPYBARAS

CAPY

CLOVER

ROGER

MAYA

RUDOLPH

SERGEI

ALI

JIM

BORK

JOHN

QUA

THE CRIMINAL COUNTERPARTS

BOSS BEAVER

FRED THE FOX

INCOGNITO IGUANA

QUEEN BEAN

THE ADVISORS

SIR SAMMY

LORD LAMY 

DAME DORIA

THE KINGS

KING KNAPP

KING ZAIN

KING PELL

KING AMADO

KING ALEKSANDER

KING KANG

KING ALBA

ORDINARY OTHERS

ZOOKEEPER

TAXI DRIVER

IMPORTANT PEOPLE

LADY ANNE

GENERAL GARRY

DUKE OF NOTTINGHILL 

GUARDS

MEME CHARACTERS

TIM CHEESE

JOHN PORK

PLACES AND OTHERS (INDEX GLOSSARY)

OBERON

CITY CENTRE

STONY

WOODS 

LONDON

BUCKINGHAM PALACE

A5 MOTORWAY

CAPY'S HOUSE

THE ROYAL COMPLEX

JOHN PORK'S LAIR

UNDERGROUND BUNKER

VILLAGE

FOREST

PARK

BATTLEFIELD

CITY

TOWN

AMSTERDAM 

CENTRAL AMERICA

NORTH AMERICA

SOUTH AMERICA

EUROPE

ASIA

AFRICA

OCEANIA

ANTARCTICA

ARCTIC 

HUMAN WORLD

ANIMAL WORLD

TEENAGERS

KINGS

KNIGHTED PEOPLE

CAPYBARA COUNCIL MEMBERS

CAPYBARA COPS

CAPYBARA CRIMINALS

CAPYBARA CASES

CAPYBARA COUNCIL CASES

CAPYBARA COP CASES

CAPYBARA CITIZENS

CAPYBARA COMPANIES

CAPYBARA CASH

CAPYBARA CITY 

CUNNING CAPYBARAS

CHIC CAPYBARAS

CAPYBARA CREATIONS

CRIMINAL CAPYBARA COUNTERPARTS

CAPYBARA COP COUNTERPARTS

CAPYBARA CAPITAL

CONTINENTIAL CAPYBARA COMPANY 

MONEY MAFIA

CONFIDENTIAL CONTINENTIAL CAPYBARA CO.

1954

JULY 11 1954

JULY 18 1954 

HEIST 

NUCLEAR MISSILE ETC.

END OF GLOSSARY/INDEX

After the events

After the Nuclear Missile was launched, it was prevented by Capy. He gave the throne back to King Knapp at 25 July 1954. King Knapp ruled till May 8th 1967. Having no children, Capy took the throne and is still King today. And, about Buckingham Palace, Paddington Bear visited the place 67 years later, and King Alek was unfortunately dead. He had died 11 years before 2022, when Paddington visited. But King Alek was wife of Lady Anne, and Lady Anne was Queen Elizabeth II. Sadly, she also died 7 months after Paddington’s visit.

“What are those 11 statues?” Paddington had asked. “Those statues are the Capybaras. They visited Buckingham Palace in July 1954. They also met King Alek, my dead husband.” said Queen Elizabeth II. “My, those talking creatures look fancy… bet they fancy marmalade!” exclaimed Paddington.”They are actually still alive… wanna call them?” “Oh sure!” Paddington said. 

“Hi,” said the 87 year old King Capy, “Is that your second talking animal after 67 years?”. “Oh, certainly!” said the 97 year old Queen Elizabeth II, “His name is Paddington Bear. From Peru.” “Oh, Clover, Roger, Maya, Rudolph, Sergei, Jim, Bork, John, Ali, and Qua are from there. Sadly, I am from Uruguay.” said King Capy, “But nice seeing you in London. Qua founded my organisation. She is 98.” “My! A year older than me! Probably born in 1925, I reckon,” said Queen Elizabeth II. “Oh, certainly! 1924, actually!” said King Capy, “And, my 6th great grandfather was friends with Sir Bird.”