Sir Birdington

Sir Birdington is a very popular figure in the history of the Bird Era. He was very kind, but at the same time not foolish either.

EARLY LIFE

Bird, as his parents called him, was born in 1759. His classmates thought his name hilarious, and had to bear this uncomfortable thing for 8 years. When his mom, Birdy, was applying for his secondary school, he changed the name on the signing sheet to Zack. Zack had many nuisances in secondary, much more, but it wasn't for his name. It was a very obvious reason to him: there were many reptiles in his school. Reptiles were dominant, and had been for more than 60 million years. The reptiles used to rule the globe back then, but with mammals conquering, they had a continent, only 1, to themselves. Here there were no mammals, but birds, fish and amphibians instead, so they ruled them. The reptiles started getting real power here some 25 million years ago. Reptiles used to be kind fellows, but they became ruthless a million years ago, with 572,000 wars, many consisting amphibians and birds. Zack later went university, and wanted to be a mechanic, but people kept teasing him. 

CAREER

He knew he couldn't say his dream aloud, so instead applied to be a mechanic. He then got himself suspended from school and created the Bird Army in South America, so the army grew powerful. The reptiles had no idea, and he called himself Bird again. But he got an injury in his lips and couldn't get stable control over the army, and they thought he wanted them to invade, so they did. His army got defeated easily by the wrath of the reptiles. The News Chronicles in 1785 stated this:

It is a terrible tragedy for the Bird Army, as when their Leader became injured, thousands of lives were lost forever. The Mayor of  Bird City, Alex Robinson, said, " I cannot watch this unfold in my eyes. The fields look like a battlefield, and all is lost. I cannot watch this thing again.". He is right, guys, the Reptilian odyssey better stop, or stuff like this will keep appearing in the News Chronicles. We can't have war all the time, for goodness sake!

 

Bird healed though, and this time he commanded the surviving army to not assume to go war, and they agreed. This time they gave free holiday deals to birds only to South America. There, he would tell them privately, "join the army to save the birds!". Many did, but soon the leader of Europe where the reptiles dominated, Al Reptilia, noticed there being less birds than usual. He guessed they had a private army somewhere, but where? Being very clever, he headed to South America for war as they had many plants, restaurants, cafes, bakeries, and fields. They'd thrive there. But Bird and his army were heading to Europe. They met halfway through the Atlantic, and Reptilia decided to bomb first. He bombed the bottom, causing the ship to rapidly sink. The News Chronicles in 1789 reported yet again:

Another Tragedy for the Bird Army! Reptilia was all too clever, bombing the bottom to make it sink. All the crew died. We recommend you birds head south America for your own goods. Bird's things aren't going to plan! The poet Jack Crewe stated, "all of ashes full of dust, when will there be actual just?" The chief minister has been sent to jail recently for teaming up with the reptiles. We need just, fellows! Any betrayers will be executed publicly. 

Many people expected Bird to give up, but he tried again. This time he plotted a plan to bomb the Reptile House. However Reptilia heard the sparks and launched it outside the protesters. Many of them died. Bird's army surprise attacked them with a bomb but they still beat Bird by launching it at them outside. The Reptile House was a little scratched but they still lived on. The Reptiles then massacred them with pistols. The reptilian bullies were given pistols too so now technically everybody was in South America. Hardly anybody remained from the army but Bird still lived on. The reptiles started gathering everybody for their army. Nobody refused and everyone went. The reptile army was now much more powerful. The News Chronicles in 1796 reported again:

How about instead of another deadly incident, we listen at the poem by Geoffrey Anderson? It goes, " Instead of the lies, we always eat fries,  full of booms and full of dooms,". Very lame right? Well  South America is thriving! We're living with arachnids, insects and amphibians and mammals! It has so much diversity right? Only problem Reptilia knows we're here. Other than that it is heaven. The army was brutally defeated with a few clicks of those pistols. 

Bird still didn't give up. He had now been knighted by Duke Humphries and called Sir Bird. He was an icon for many people, and he came up with a new weapon, the 10 bullet gun, the Maca. They wared again, this time still losing, but they had managed to defeat Chief Minister Maraca Za. This time Reptilia was raging, and stole a gun from a dead soldier. He gave the guns of the dead to his soldiers. However Bird was not finished. He went to the Bureau of India to ask that Europe have no access to trading or selling. He agreed, and so when a diamond was discovered, the person who sold it, Reptilia himself, was jailed. He was then executed. The News Chronicles of 1805 reported:

Good has been done to the birds, after defeating Chief Minister Maraca in 1799 and the Bureau agreement in 1803 and the execution of Reptilia at 1805. Sir Bird hasn't given up, and he may well be a true hero. But the Reptiles are still in Europe. They will get revenge. They will destroy every Bureau to make trading impossible for you but for them, I assume. We better do something quick, not laze like dogs, or the end may be near...

Later while Bird was getting prepared, many years later actually, the new Reptilian leader, Reptile Zaim, demanded to destroy every Bureau. They annihilated every country's one, and soon it was only South America's remaining. They had to invade. They came up with the Dual cannon, but the Birds came up with the Quad Cannon. The birds had defeated the reptiles for the first time... in their opinions. The News Chronicles of 1811 reported:

Victory alas! It is a splendid moment for Birdkind. Never in many, many, many years have we beat them. Hopefully they don't have backups... or that'd be a disaster. The new mayor, Tariq Kumar, said, "never in a million years or more, that is, that we have defeated the reptiles. Their leaders will vanish, and so will the people.". Don't underestimate yourselves though.

Bird was still sure they had backups, so they raided Europe. Sure enough, they had loads of backups. Reptile Zaim was very hard to defeat, and even the citizens joined in to save their leaders. Many ministers were murdered, and it took around 4 years to defeat him. It was known as Bird War I. The birds were starting to gain on the reptiles. Sir Bird was very frustrated the fact the Reptiles were still occupying. The News Chronicles in 1817 reported:

Reptile Zaim has been successfully defeated after 4 long years at war. Bird managed, though, and we are very proud of him. We now need to get rid of them altogether, and that seems like a tough task. The mayor has said, "It is Valentines day and war has finished! This makes no sense as Valentines Day is meant to be full of love, well yes the war's finished, but can't there've been peace before?". The reptiles are now a nuisance to our daily lives. 

LEGACY

Bird is still wanting to get rid of them. It would be the greatest achievement in Birdkind, a thing everyone desires. Sir Bird raided Europe with a mega army and battled it out with the new stronger leader, Los Reptiles. It took 5 years to defeat him and destroy the Reptile House. The leader afterwards, Reptilian Omi, was defeated 2 years later. The birds drove the reptiles out at 1828 and threw them to the sea. Some survived, but dared to never face them again. Bird became a legend, and became an idol of Bird history. Sir Bird died at 1861, to be always remembered by Birds, no matter the circumstances. His legacy of 43 battling years will continue to inspire birds and people that nothing is impossible.