The Remarkable Ruler Rabbits

It is currently 2654. Rabbits had revolted against humans 5 years ago, starting WW4. WW3 had begun at 2156, and ended at 2176. It was a war between peasants and monarchs, and the monarchs lost. However the rebels weren't very powerful as they had no idea how to govern. This caused Civil Wars, and 76 countries fought against their leader. For many this was Civil War II, but as this continued from 2180 to 2316, many were caught as prisoners. The new leaders had supremacy, but allowed democracy again. Then WW4 began after 330 years of peace. Now there were new leaders. And this time, there was a monarchy controlling the whole globe. The Rabbits defeated the humans, keeping them as peasants. 

Zack Rabbits, a Rabbit, was very confused when they changed the cash pictures. It didn't come with George Washington, or Sir Michael, but with a symbol. The Carrot-ix symbol. It was a carrot. Carrot-ix wasn't created by them, though. It was created by a boy at 2028, but used only in the region. It was first a trading X2 cash, like £2 for C4. Carrot-ix was symbolled by C in the beginning. It became so popular that people stopped using normal money completely. However, there were laws that if the money be more than £25, it would go up 0.75%. Rabbits liked carrots, so when they defeated the humans, they abolished the money symbol. Many people kept notes of them, though. It'd often be like this:

Yen: China (present day Rabb)

Pound: England (present day Peanut)

US Dollar (present day Herb)

Indian Rupee (present day Olives)

The Rabbit nations above were allies of The Union of Rabbit Kind (TURK). The Turk members of the globe were all united. However, when you are at war, many wrote journals. However, the journals were scattered in dust. Many artefacts were destroyed in the wars following WW3. Pyramids crashed down on tourist Rabbits, causing many to die. The Burj Khalifa collapsed, crashing onto the very new Art Gallery, killing an awful lot. The Trains were derailed, and traffic lights destroyed, causing many to crash. The Mona Lisa was destroyed by a missile, as bulletproof. Aristotle, Ptolemy and Pliny the Younger's diaries were destroyed to ash. More happened from the years following WW3 and the Civil Wars that the same amount from what happened from 1066 to 2100 was in this 250 year timeline. That is why they did respect. They did not want WW5 to happen anytime soon. This is what happened from 1066 to 2100:

1066: William the Conqueror defeats Harold Godwinson and takes control of Britain

1311: Ibn Battuta is one of the first explorers.

1492: Christopher Columbus discovers the Americas

1604: Tudors collapse and Stewarts rule Britain

1749: Beginning of true British Empire

1949: India gains independence

2000: Age of technology 

2100: Treatment for Cancer discovered

This is what happened from 2156 to 2316:

2156: WW3 begins

2191: American leader defeated

2209: British leader defeated

2243: Sundial Bomb hits Russia

2258: Russia conquered by Indians

2275: Pakistan conquered by Afghanistan

2275: France tries doing Armistice; it works however Civil Wars begin

2289: Mexico defeats leader

2293: USA conquers Central America to get rid of leader

2301: Native Americans ally with UN to stop America's leader

2305: American tribes downfall to just 5

2311: China uses fortune teller AIs to stop wars

2313: UK does Armistice: it works

Much more, huh? Well don't get baffled. This isn't even 1/100 of what happened! However, they are very key events to a historian. Many would've written the list above. Well, it may seem more happened in WW3! Yes, because many at the time didn't have time to write reports and diaries through the Civil Wars. It happened in many famous countries; India, China, USA, Britain, Canada and a lot of others. The only countries that had peace were Palau and Samoa in Oceania. All this info came from 1 Samoan famous writer, Lil Ask. Ask was determined to tell the world everything, and so wrote all this. Carrot-ix was known as "The fortune teller" and if destroyed would spark wars across Earth. Of course, the humans were thriving in Mars since their invasion there at 2052, but Rabbits hijacked the majority of  Rockets, as humans thrived better at Earth and many were too old to go. However, Martians would probably turn into vegetarians, as they depended on Earth for meat. The Rabbits that sacrificed their lives to stop humans going to space were honoured every year. However, many Rabbit writers thought this be the future:

Wisianski Rabbitski, 

Forfeit lane, Zamusk City, Rabbitland 2654

I am to say that the likeliness of Rabbits living forever isn't highly guaranteed. It is lowly guaranteed, actually. I say this, once, that the debris of the Rockets that the brave rabbits destroyed will crash-land onto Earth. It will be a catastrophe, like what Dinosaurs witnessed. Humans are lucky they ain't here, up in space, to avoid the crashing of 76 million Rockets on Earth. We were never built to conquer Earth. We were meant to do stupid things while conquering Earth that cause our demise. We need bigger brains. Now.

The Rabbit was technically saying Nothing Lasts Forever. However, the fall of Earthly Humans made Rabbits make the most Diaries and Reports in history. Newspapers became popular, but with tiny Rabbit brains, couldn't control techs like TVs. So their production stopped suddenly. Rabbits were dumber than humans, and it was very likely Humans would thrive on Mars. Rabbits couldn't make Rockets, which is why Humans are still alive to this day, laughing sarcastically at their TVs. However, there was a Rabbit Entrepreneur who would change history. He would be the very first Rabbit Saint. Writings from 100 years later suggest this historic event:

Expera Rabbitski, 

Blundersome Valley, Holy Tis, Rabbits, 2754

The Holy Rabbit Temple has finally opened! After Businessman Rick Pier has died at 105, a temple was built for him. He is known to us as Saint Ricks, for helping the Rabbits to colonise new worlds and frontiers. Sadly, he died before he could poo. That's why his grave says PIP, and coincidentally, his younger brother was called Pip! The Holy Tis is aspiring new generations, new Authors, and new colonists. My Grandfather was right thinking we'd get bigger brains!

Rick helped Rabbits go to space. Within the next couple of years they'd land on Mars. Rick had the thoughts that Mars was their last resort, but they had been thinking this would happen and fled on gigantic Rockets, able to carry 100 people and able to produce plants. They also kept chickens and lambs and pigs and cows on gigantic ranches. After around 5 generations, they would eat a few of them. Although this meant occasional meals, the animals became more abundant. During the meantime they were vegetarians. Rick didn't have the brains to land on Mars, so another Rabbit, who'd be the 2nd saint of all Rabbit kind, went. His name was Oliver Brown, a scientist, who lived from 2684 to 2779. 15 years after Rick's death, the Rabbits went to Mars. This is what he said:

Off the Rocket to Mars. In a couple of months we'll annihilate those brisky bones and rule. We will have a heroic death, but hopefully my guys aren't stupid. Hopefully they have been learning what they needed to, not what they wanted to. Li Sa, a correspondent, asked Oliver, "What took you the skills to master this?" Oliver replied, "Our Rabbit brains, of course. The more we use them, the more helpful we'll be." . "What is your desire?" asked Li. "What are you saying... uh... a adventure.".

Brown had started an era for Rabbits called, "The Golden Age of Rabbits". It was the world's longest Golden Era, for 500 years. There were many scientists and astronomers. 8 were made Saints. Rick was the Patron Saint, Brown was the Golden Saint and others followed on. The last was an engineer called Lam Toch. Lam lived from 3112 to 3201. He was very popular for making Santa a Wishlist for the first time in 1000 years. Santa was delighted. He said, "Santa Claus is watching everybody, including you.". They adapted a Rabbit Version of Home Alone and decided to call it Snow Alone. It featured the same characters, except for these were AI. He continued the Movie and Electronic industries, bringing back iPads, phones, TVs, PCs and Desktops and others. He was known as "The Godfather of Electronics" and made Space Journeys more fun. This is what a worker wrote:

Lark Rabbitski, 

Electronic Masteries, Godfather lane, Zac, Rabbits, 3149

Today we are working in Rabbit's first electronic company: Electronic Masteries! With the invention of Harmless Glass, Electronics are turning into a big business boom! It is a law to play a max of three hours a day on weekends, and two on weekdays. This is to keep people active and not forget their ancestors who used to be outside all day. Visit me on Rabbit-tick at #TheRemarkableReporter!

Lark had many ancestors who were reporters. They started from Nut Tibbles, a reporter who lived from 2597 to 2652. He was very brave, delving into the frontlines to tell others. Although he was shot on battlefield while reporting one day, many recognise him as the first reporter to go on the battlefields boldly alone with cameramen. Then Wisianski, one of the most famous. Living from 2631 to 2709, he is often known as The Great Reporter. Being a Journalist after his father's death at his early adulthood since 2653, he is the youngest ever reporter at 23 years old. The second youngest in history was 29. Then a whole array separated after his grandson's divorce, causing tension to escalate. The family loved the wife more than him, so a bunch left. However, the grandson Eric was not going with her. The Mi Rabbit newspaper talks about his family tree:

Welcome back to the Mi Rabbit! Todays topic is about the Rabbitski's. They are a whole family tree of reporters. Those that are descendants of Tibbles, not cousins or aunties. In these generations there was always at least 1 boy. This boy continued the Rabbitski surname trend, which is still alive today. Tibbles, Wisianski, Expera and Lark are true heroes. One, Tiddles was very brave to go on battlefield and was the first. Then his son was very good at explaining. Expera, Tiddles' grandson, also made fine accounts. And Lark is such a good writer! These people all have talents unseen by the naked eye.

Rabbits didn't rule for long afterwards. Another dynasty took over the globe. And the Rabbits were to blame. Samuel Parkinson, who lived from 3264 to 3314, was planning to nuke the Green Fertiliser. He thought the place was very polluted, and was a member of the Golden Greens, established 3279. He thought to bomb the place then green it, but he wasn't dumb. He finally launched the Green Fertiliser at 3301. The Bomb however with very bad luck crashed onto a Rocket crash landing towards the Earth. Samuel was worried. 79 million Rockets would hit Earth. He went in his underground bunker and told everyone else to, which worked. A deafening sound of explosions hit the ground at 3305. The place was empty, and so they entered out. However, predators were drawn in. 1/3 of the Rabbit population died from them. Samuel didn't. He decided to eat the dead bodies, for there was no food. There were so many this worked, but there was hardly any water. They drank the blood, but it gave them diseases. Samuel was the only Rabbit left at 3311, but decided to launch the Rockets. He did, but died when the Rocket hit an asteroid. He wrote a story which he threw to Earth:

Us Rabbits wanted peace. You didn't. I am up in space, dying, from your Rockets. Hopefully you shall have a great time, and not suffer a dreadful ending like us. May you rule in Peace. Samuel Parkinson is writing, I am the last of our Rabbit dominancy. If you come to Earth, make sure to remember that we helped you survive by destroying the Rockets for our fall. 

The Rabbits had great general knowledge, but in stuff like cahooting 79 million Rockets that will one day destroy Earth is very dumb. People at Mars were probably having the time of their lives. There were many civilisations, like the Mesopotamians, Egyptians, Indus, Greeks, Romans, Aztecs, Mayas, Incas, and Sumerians. The Rabbits were the last of them. They ruled less than the Egyptians and Greeks, but longer than the Incas or Romans pretty much. Except these places were ruled over by enemies; this didn't happen to Rabbits. While Humans were boarding the Galactic Voyager Rockets, another Empire was on the rise. A Rabbit had survived. But Human slaves were escaping and revolting, destroying every miraculous survivor. They died of starvation, but the followers after them would begin a dynasty unpredictable by humankind. The Minecraft Epilepsy describes next:

Thanks, Rabbits! But time to move on. Starting from an unknown location, the Minecraft dynasty is the greatest in history. Jeb had been given a pardon too. But he is missing! We ask you, followers of the greatest Empire in Minecraft, to find him! However, there are no corpses in Minecraft. We ask you to explore the oceans and the underground; in case he's locked up!

Pandemonium from the beginning! And it will take a very, very long time to find him! The Rabbits followed pandemonium, and now after them yet again pandemonium! The Holy Tis was also destroyed since Minecraft began. Many things happened with the rabbits - but Rabbits were peaceful alright. After WW4, Rabbits ruled every biome. With human scaredy cats in space, new laws were enforced for Rabbit Rights, new governors took over cities, their managers over regions, their manager over the country, and their manager, the Rabbit Remarkable, over the globe. There was something similar to the Magna Carta called The Rabbit Rights law book. It was printed with many copies to juries, with the first securely locked. Football was very popular, with Pokémon-like trading cards called Match X. The Jury of a county in Barracks wrote:

Match X, or MAX, the shortened version, is becoming very popular. Juries are having to deal with such consequences about unfair trading that many are in prison. Ronaldo is a limited treasure, with very few being made. One Rabbit however promised to give 50 of these to his sister, but then imprisoned her in his dungeon. We found it and arrested him, with them all put in separate packs. To stop little sissy from crying, we told her, "You'll never want any again if we give them to you. Remember, you could get this!". 

Rabbits were very mischievous. There was a great scandal in Rabbits at 2827, where many ganged up to revolt the Leader of the continent, King Arnold. He was very brutal to criminals, so they wanted to get rid of him. The leader was Carrots, a very big bully in school. He secretly told people through Carrot-phone, and told them the results. What was very clever of his plan was he stole money from the bank. He murdered the assistants and destroyed CCTV footage of it. The first Bank, in Bucks, was the most secure. He then got some people to be the jury. There were 5 volunteers, and only 1 entered. All of the possible juries were workers of Carrots. They all decided him innocent. Using the gold, he bribed the King. He told him, "I'm the son of the Sun God". When Arnold told him no, he said, "That was my demon soul". Arnold left the throne to him. He was then assassinated. The Juries were discovered and hanged. Hangings were very rare. But Carrots created an Empire. He would rule Rabbits. The Old Jokes say:

After committing theft for 15 years, the truth lies bespoken. Many innocents died innocently, and can I not blame them for what we didn't know. Carrots will not have a funeral, certainly, to take him to the Afterlife like he has always wanted. He'll die disappointed. We'll need to defeat his empire in order to get rid of him, but there are hundreds of guards. We'll use our army against him.

Carrots didn't care about the death of his juries, for he had many guards and friends that weren't discovered. Carrots left Rabbits by hijacking a cruise, defeating all the people and forcing the captain to join them. He travelled overseas from Rabbits, present day North America, to Soila, in present day Asia. He crossed the Mediterranean through the Dead Sea into the Indian Ocean to reach his goal. It took him 10 months. Many starved to death. Out of 7000 crew, only 389 survived. When he reached modern day Thailand, he disguised himself as a Spanish Sailor. "I'm Spanish, my friend," he said, "What is your names?". The country people stared at him. "This man is Chief Quebec," a lady said, "What's yours?". "Derek Hills," Carrots replied. They trusted him, it seemed. "May you join my Empire. Whoever disobeys gets the chop!" Carrots sternly said. They all obeyed. He and his 389 men took them to a base called Carrots Kingdom. "I need you to protect me - oh and call Sir! Sir Derek!". "Ok," the Chief said. An outsider saw this and reported:

Dear King Zacatuche,

2828, 

I am in the near-west coast of Ernest in Soila. I have found a Conquistador-looking man, but they reigned like more than 1000 years ago! He claims he is a Ra Voyager from Stems, but he doesn't look like that, even though he had 9 gigantic ships! I don't know if I am crazy but he may be Carrots. His tone of voice sounds like that on Rabbit-V. I am spying on our rival tribe Siam, just to make you aware. Oh, he is definitely Carrots from the Building's name. It was so easy to figure out!

Carrots told the tribe. "It says Carrots, but I like this name. My name's Carrots, but there are many worldwide.". "The Sailor has a point," Chief Quebec said, "I like the guy, even though I could've died". Carrots walked into the lab just as he spotted a spier. He launched his AK47 onto him, and killed him. "He is a spy from our Rival Tribe, thank you." a Lady said. Carrots became overwhelmed by his gun. "Where are their base, us Spanish are powerful, but we need one of you." Carrots demanded. "I choose Quebec!!" he instantly retorted. Before the man could utter a word, Carrots shot him. "Run away, Scaredy Bones! I'll shoot you down and them!" Carrots brutally said. Carrots defeated the whole tribe, but he didn't find their enemies. After searching for days at end, he finally found their hiding place. "I thought you were a sailor, but you are a dreadful massacrer!" the Chief said. "Sad!" they repeated sarcastically. Carrots defeated them. But then 50 police guards came. He realised he was in the city! Carrots and his 318 men were not executed; but arrested for being a killer Sailor! The reason was weirder than the place he was in! The Ernest Times says:

Derek Columbus has been arrested! He is a Sailor Killer; that means killing and putting money in oversea vaults. He sails and kills and sails and kills, it's a surprise we just caught him now. Us lads are happy for his arrest, for he had this crazy Rabbit brain that bribed him to a sore defeat. Now he is ready for the Prisoners Life after all his hassle. We've stopped his Empire from growing furthermore. 

Carrots never had an Empire, its just newspaper documents say that because he reigned for very long. And his "Empire" was mostly overseas anyway. It's just the few days on Ernest (Thailand and Vietnam and Lao ) make him such a scandal. After dealing with him at 2828, the Rabbit Government started realising this Sailor was Carrots. His voice and tone sounded much like him, not someone from Re (Spain and Portugal). He was sentenced to death. While waiting, it is said Carrots wrote this:

I am an innocent Rabbit. The juries bribed me into this.

The Government had no idea to believe him or not, but they didn't, after seeing him still fight the tribes after the juries were dead. The case was made into a movie called The Paradoxical cases and was very popular. Carrots was forced to watch the insults made about him in the movie. The Serial Killer was executed without question. Lord Macramé, the jury, decided If you lose fate you become bait to be put into the Rabbit Rights Lawbook. Many believed it, and murders and huge gangs gradually vanished. The many peasants who loved Carrots revolted. This began The Case Wars. It lasted 11 years, from 2829 to 2840. When defeated by the innocents, peasants forced their duke, Duke Gainsborough, to revolt nonstop till freedom was deserved. It was known as The 125 years war, spanning from 2840 to 2975. The War began stopping in areas at around 2900, but eventually the only area battling was Rabbits at 2950. The Duke's generations hadn't been killed, but the last ones certainly were. His Great Grandkids didn't, but their children and their children did. The Rabbits Era is split into 6 sections:

The Beginnings (600,000 years ago)

A Livestock Life ( Between 600AD and 1100AD to 2649)

Early Rule (Between 2649 and 2654 to 2800)

Dominancy (2800 - 3125)

Late Rule (3125 - 3301)

Fall (3301 - 3314)

Nowadays (Near Extinction in the Minecraft Odyssey)

How'd some survive afterwards? Well, these Rabbits ruling were wild. The domestic Rabbits had a better sense of what is going to be wrong. So, some of these very clever domestics hopped into the safe nuke and launched off. They then stepped onto Mt. Everest, for the launching was in the mountains. It kept them safe and they ate warm small animals while others were suffering a Rocket shower. They are dying in peril in a new world, but with a kingdom in Minecraft slowly forming it is unlikely how much longer they'll be alive for. And they'd have to act natural. So, hopefully, some use their brains to figure out the truth about this actually unwanted situation. But the Ruler Rabbits had a far greater legacy...

2654: The TURK Alliance is created between all nations

2659: Rabbits hijack every Rocket. This will be their biggest ever mistake

2667: The Rabbits begin throwing out large industries like Technologies 

2711: The Rabbits create a potion of infinity; however the formula was burnt and then destroyed

2749: The continents are renamed Rabbits (North America), Soila (Asia), Tabi (Africa), Sunera Talan (South America), Pedro (Central America), Suni (Oceania), Olivero (Europe) and Antarctica

2785: Cats, Turtles, Dogs, Parrots, Fish and Guinea Pigs are domesticated

 2847: The Rabbit Rights Lawbook officially published

2893: First Worldwide King democratically chosen

2894: King becomes Leader

2956: Wars for crown end - King supremes

2999: First Rabbit to sail across the entire world

3039: The Age of Universal Exploitation begins and lasts till 3305

3074: First Rabbit Gods worshipped worldwide

3112: Earthly Planet discovered and Rabbits set foot on Planet Meta 

3145: Rabbits betrayed by Nis Aliens nicknamed Smelly Superiors

3200: Board Game Sulci becomes international phenomenon

3260: Beachy Island called Perfect Paradise found; visited by many every year  

3298: Rockets start orbiting Earth

3301: A catastrophic event begins

3312: Only 1 Rabbit remaining

3314: The fall of the Ruler Rabbits

The Rabbits were nicknamed Ruler Rabbits by writer Peter Geoffrey at 2660. They were, and as they ruled for 852 years, it is crazy to believe tiny rabbits became global dominators. Many things happened, and their era should always be remembered and respected. From Mania to Peace, Rabbits were never stable. But what was stable was their cunning intelligence in their tiny brains that led to the Rabbit's Earth conquest for a whooping 852 years. What was the era called? The Remarkable Ruler Rabbits (Or remarkable rabbits, but they were rulers).